But first, he seeks advice from some successful - and not so successful - past bachelors: Sean Lowe, Jason Mesnick and Chris Soules, who basically tells Ben to kiss as many girls as possible. I can't focus on what they're saying because I am obsessed with how short (and sweaty) Mesnick is.
Amanda: the token single mom (at the ripe age of 25); baby voice. Rose.
Breanne: nutritionist or something who brought a basket of bread and beat it on the ground because "gluten is satan." No rose.
Caila: like Ben, she is in software sales. She embarrassingly jumped into his arms while exiting the limo, and he wasn't expecting it. Rose.
Emily and Hayley: 22-year-old twins from Vegas. Neither is the sharpest tool in the shed. Roses.
Izzy: Sadly, wore footie pajamas out of the limo (and didn't change into something less comfortable), because she wanted to make sure Ben was "the onesie." Oof. No rose.
Jackie: Super tall, gave Ben a save the date card for their impending wedding in March. Rose.
Jami: From Canada, knows Kaitlyn, and like Kaitlyn, made a dirty joke upon meeting Ben. Rose.
Jennifer: Jen and Ben comment. Rose.
Jessica: Very pretty...no rose.
Jojo: Dallas house flipper. Rose.
Jubilee: War vet and overall badass. Rose.
Lace: The villain of the season. Kissed Ben and asked for a second kiss, but was rejected because he wants to get to know the ladies mentally, not just physically (booooo). Then freaked out because she got the last rose at the rose ceremony and told him off for not making eye contact. She seems stable.
Laura "Red Velvet": Token redhead. No rose, because "maybe he doesn't like redheads. Not everyone does." Amen, Laura. Amen.
Lauren "LB": Tiny, hot pink dress...rose.
Lauren B: Flight attendant, sad to be single at 25 (uggggggh). Seemed to have a good connection with Ben right off the bat. Rose.
Lauren H: Michigan accent. Rose.
Lauren R: Mentioned stalking Ben on social media for months. No rose. (duh)
Leah: Hiked up her dress to hike Ben a football. Rose.
Maegan: Fort Worth-area cowgirl who brought her tiny horse Huey inside the mansion. Wish Huey could stay (as does Chris Harrison), but no rose.
Mandi: Crazy dentist who wore a giant rose on her head and insisted on giving Ben a teeth cleaning. Awkward. Rose.
Olivia: Former news anchor who quit her job to be on the show. No pressure, Ben. First impression rose.
Rachel: Unemployed, rides in on one of those scooter things (not cool enough to know what they're called). Rose.
Samantha: Just passed the bar exam in the limo ride over, dad died of ALS. Rose.
Shushanna: This chick only speaks Russian. Rose. (Seriously? Not the redhead but this chick?) Nyet.
Tiara: Chicken enthusiast. No rose.
And then, another limo pulls up and out pops Becca and Amber from Chris's season. So that makes 28 lovely ladies for Ben to choose from. (Becca and Amber both get roses btw.)
Looks like the usual dramz this season - lots of ladies are in love with Ben, it's twin versus twin, and someone has a panic attack. We're BACK, guys.
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