Read between the lines. Or at least read.

Tomorrow night is our office holiday party (yes, I realize it is no longer the holidays), and I sent out an email to all employees with the agenda for the evening:

7-8pm: cocktail hour
8-11:30pm: food and band
12am: party ends

I had someone come up to me yesterday and ask, "So drinks will only be served until 8pm?" Really??
It's tough out there for a communicator.

#fail