Signs you know your dog is in charge

1. You are hungry and want a late-night snack but refrain because you know the noise will wake her up (and you also don't want to have to share said snack)

2. When she snuggles up in the bed and makes it uncomfortable for you to sleep, you move to the other side of the bed, using the bad pillow and everything, simply to avoid bothering her

3. Every time you go to the grocery store/Target/TJ Maxx you come home with some sort of doggie treat or toy, even though she has hundreds at home that go uneaten/unused

NOTE: This list might actually be better titled "Signs you are a crazy person."  #sigh