Dudes. FTW.

One of the hot topics on the ESPN College Basketball message boards (because I scroll them daily) is "The Worst Pick-up Line You've Ever Used." I have been simultaneously laughing out loud and gasping in horror. Some of the doozies:

"The word of the day is LEGS. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you"
"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!"


And, for some bizarre reason, my favorite: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Nice, guys. Real nice.