The Royal Wedding - my thoughts (and yes, of course I watched. I AM a girl, after all.)

• Could Kate BE any more beautiful. Sheesh.





• Anyone else hoping that the little soloist choir boys wouldn't pick today to go through puberty? I kept expecting a voice to crack.





• The guests started arriving like 2 hours early - bathroom break, much??

• I am obsessed with "fascinators" - both saying it and wearing it. Must. Get. One.





• If I got to go to the wedding and got stuck behind some lady in a giant hat, I would be slightly perturbed. (That's the nice British way of saying it.)





• At one point I honestly thought the Queen fell asleep.

• Speaking of the Queen, is it just me or is "God Save the Queen" the same song as "My Country Tis of Thee?" I mean, come on - we revolted against England. We can't at least come up with our own song?





• William. Rogaine. Get some.





• Harry. Call me.