And we're back.

On Match.com, that is. I know, I know. I told you to slap me in the face if I signed up again. But seriously. There are No. Other. Options.

I do think it's amusing how my profile headlines have evolved over the years. And yes, it has been years. Oh the humanity.

Started out with something super lame like "Blondes DO have more fun." Oof.
Then I tried the humor approach: "This one time...at band camp..."
And then the guy-friendly movie line angle: "Damn glad to meet ya! (and yes, I'm quoting Animal House.)"

And the latest incarnation, which probably reveals the most about me as a person:
"Stop. Collaborate and listen."

Oddly, not bringing in as many suitors as one would think. Curses, Vanilla Ice. Curses.