Is that pronounced "moo-uh?"

In another amusing work tale, I was helping a San Francisco co-worker with some internet updates yesterday. She wrote me that the wrong name was listed as the contact person for the office, and that it should in fact be, and I quote, "Muah." I'm thinking, hmm - must be a new hire, I've never heard of Muah, but I can certainly make that change. As I'm writing her back to ask if I should also make Muah the point person for San Fran hotels, I realized she meant "MOI." As in herself. Um, nice. I fell out of my chair laughing, and felt the need to let her know that I thought Ms Muah was a new hire. Good times, folks. Good times.