Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Poor "little" thing.



Good god, man. Jessica Simpson is humongous. I truly hope for her sake she is having quadruplets, but sadly I think it's just one massive (I'm guessing 16-lb) baby. Who very well might walk out of there on its own. (Holy C-section.) And she DID sign on with Weight Watchers to lose the weight after giving birth, so maybe she figures she better eat those 8 Twinkies now while she has the chance...

And one more (semi-rude) sidebar: how LONG has she been pregnant. Maybe she's having a baby elephant - 22 month gestation period, anyone? (thanks, Wikipedia)

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