i only get the highest quality crooks

Looks like there was "fraudulent behavior" on my debit card - wouldn't that be a great name for a show? - thank you to my bank for finding out about it within two hours. And hilarious that they two purchases were for a whopping $24.38 and $18.33. Guess it could have been a lot worse. Either that, or they checked out my non-impressive bank balance and figured there wasn't much they could buy...