I've been asked to be a model.

Don't get too excited - got a mass email from a salon (where I've never been, mind you), offering 50% off if you're willing to be a bikini wax model. Now, I'm not even sure what that entails, but I think I would need a lot more than 50% off to do something like that. Don't look for me in the cast of America's Next Top Bikini Wax Model.