If you keep making that face, your face will freeze like that

SPEAKING of freezing faces...botox consultation at noon today! Can't get overly excited because there's no way in hell I can afford it without some sort of payment plan, but bye bye, forehead wrinkles! And hel-lo, potentially fuller top lip, should I get some sort of restalyne package deal...

And yes, I saw the "Keeping up with the Kardashians" episode where Kim has a bad reaction. But let's not pretend that was her first (or last) time getting it done.