(Sorry - classic Patty Simcox quote from Grease. Had to be done.)
Just bought my Halloween costume online - and it's a "one size fits most." What the hell does this mean. Did the legal team behind "one size fits all" tell them to use this to avoid lawsuits for those who don't fit? But what if I can't fit into "most," either? Maybe there should be another category - "one size fits some." Or "one size fits models." "One size will make you want to kill yourself." You see where I'm going with this.
IHGB #342: The Tortured Poets Department
3 days ago
1 size makes you larger, 1 size makes you small, but the size your mother gives you doesn't make you anything at all. Paraphrase Jefferson Airplane. Time for a nap.
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