Um, ow

A true hypochondriac since birth, I have decided that I've either been having a heart attack since Sunday, or perhaps just pulled a pectoral muscle. Either way, ow. (And how I would have pulled a freaking pec, I have no idea, but that's news to no one.) And let me just say that WebMD does nothing to put my mind to rest. Giving people the power to self-diagnose is NOT wise. Now, the power to self-prescribe, on the other hand...