Friday, April 9, 2010

Easiest job in America is...


...being Perez Hilton. Seriously - all the guy does is post pics and draw stupid drawings on them and gossip about famous people. I do that every day, too - okay maybe not the picture drawing, but the rest of it - and do I get paid for it? No sir. Does Lindsay Lohan come to MY birthday party? No, dammit. (Although that one he can keep. No thanks, crazy town.) Plus, he just BUGS. Blue hair was NEVER cool, dude.


And I tease, but I am obviously a voracious reader of his site and have sadly picked up the phrases "adorbs" and "amazeballs" from him. Shhh. No need to boost his already ginormous ego.

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