Not two days after I denounced online dating for life, my dear friend J convinced me to sign up on eHarmony with her. Does this sound familiar? I'm starting to wonder if my friends have gotten together and each one drew a different dating site out of a hat. They then twist my arm and coax and beg me to sign up with them. (okay it usually just involves one simple email.) They don't really care one or another about meeting someone, but just enjoy hearing my nightmare stories (and reading about them here). Fess up, ladies.
It's cool - bring on the (bad) dates. So far: no one I even want to start the 18-step communication process with. Which is the same experience I had the LAST time I tried EH. When will I ever learn?
No seriously. That wasn't rhetorical.
Ah well. What's another $30 in the grand scheme of my humiliation. Bring it.
IHGB #342: The Tortured Poets Department
3 days ago
Tommy and I met on eHarmony.... so you never know!!!
ReplyDeleteI think we need an intervention here.
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-Jack
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