Why

...did Bachelorette Ali sign with the William Morris Agency? Please god tell me she's not pulling a Jake and trying to be an "actor." Then again, girl doesn't have a job.

That has always been my dream, actually. To go on a reality show and then get some sort of lip balm endorsement deal and be done. If they ever do a Real Housewives of Dallas, maybe I could be the snarky single girl. A la Bethenny (NY) or Danielle (NJ) or Gretchen (OC) or Kim (ATL). However, I doubt my $650/month apartment would make the cut. I'm poor. No WONDER I'm snarky. Jeez.