Girl Crush

There's this girl at the gym who has the most redonk body I have ever seen. She comes to Body Pump and we all just stare at her. Super skinny but super toned, plus the fact that she uses like triple the weight I use. How she doesn't pass out and/or fall over, I will never know. The funny thing is, other girls in the class keep mentioning her, so at least I know I'm not alone. Thank you, skinny gym girl. Maybe I'll add an additional 2 1/2 pounds onto my barbell next time in the hopes of one day looking like you. (The fact that she's probably 20 also works in her favor, but whatev.)