Jessica Simpson is NOT fat. She's curvy. But she's also touting herself as a size 6. How is that possible?! Maybe an 8. NOT a 6. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) I mean, she IS pretty short, so maybe that comes into play? Her boobs alone wouldn't fit into a size 6! (And yes, I'm bitter. So what.)
IHGB #342: The Tortured Poets Department
3 days ago
I mean, if SHE'S a 6, I should be like a 4. And that ain't happening.
ReplyDeletei totally agree. and that outfit is superunflattering. she really is not fat. but i guess an 8 is fat by hollywood standards. so i guess i'm obese.
ReplyDeletei know, right? super depressing.
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